Discobobbles are movement invigorators. Drip emancipators. Rizz releasers. A non-verbal way to say you are sexy and approachable.

Discobobbles are for the wise, the naive. For alchemists, mathematicians, marsupials, and you.

Discobobbles are kinetic. A concept. A cultural movement. The reemergence of a lost art. They are the rhythm of the night and the hum of the day. They are the candle light.

When you don discobobbles, you will survive. You will keep stayin’ alive. You might even fly.

Next time you take a stroll thru boogie wonderland, look the part. With discobobbles.

Disclaimer: shades not included